Rule #1: Do not act incautiously when confronted by bald, wrinkly, smiling men.
This rule applies to all elderly people who smile knowingly in the face of danger. It’s always worth listening to walking sticks to check for hidden swords, or observe hairpins for potential weaponization. Are those slippers for shambling slowly to the bathroom, or for whupping young whipper snappers into shape? Do they still have their own teeth? Either way it’s bad news.
August 12, 2017 | Categories: Anime talk, Comics, Entertainment, Film, Literature, Television, Top 10, Video Games | Tags: Anime, Christopher Lee, cohen the barbarian, Count Dooku, Dangerous Elderly Characters, discworld, Dishonored, Doctor Wily, Dragon Ball, film, Game of Thrones, Grand Maester Pycelle, Granny Rags, Jinpachi Mishima, League of Legends, Madame Gao, Marvel Defenders, Master Roshi, Mega Man, metal gear solid, Old Snake, President Coriolanus Snow, Prospector Toy Story, Saruman, solid snake, Stinky Pete, Tekken, The Hunger Games, Top 10, Toy Story 2, TV, Vera Moray, video game, Zilean | 9 Comments
Ah yes, the simple eyepatch. It’s not always the most fashionable thing to wear, but for some people it acts as a nice aid to stop them from enduring intense pain. For others, it prevents them from remembering how they got their horrific accident in the first place. Or it just makes you a bit of an awesome looking pirate. Regardless how these characters got their patches, they deserved to make the list.
October 22, 2016 | Categories: Comics, Film, Television, Top 10, Video Games | Tags: Arkham City, Austin Powers, Avengers, Batman, Battlestar Galactica, Bleach, buffy the vampire slayer, characters with eyepatches, Danger Mouse, DC, Deadshot, Escape from L.A., Escape from New York, eyepatches, InuYasha, Kaede, Marvel, MCU, metal gear, Nick Fury, Number 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ragetti, S.H.I.E.L.D, Sagat, saul tigh, Snake Plissken, solid snake, Street Fighter, Top 10, Xander Harris, Zaraki Kenpachi | 4 Comments
Honestly, you guys pick some of the most random topics for us to talk about. This week, we felt absolutely boxed in by your decision, as we’ve been given the gift of boxes to write a Top 10 about. But let’s be frank here. A box is not just a solid mass that’s in the shape of a cube (Sorry Companion Cube). No, a box must be able to have things inside of it in some capacity. That changes our scope from the get go.
Ah, we can’t contain ourselves any more. This list cannot be held any longer, it’s time for this weeks Top 10!
August 15, 2015 | Categories: Comics, Entertainment, Gaming posts, Top 10, YouTube | Tags: Amazon, Box, Box Cat, Boxes, Cardbo, Cat Face, Crash Bandicoot, Crate, Danbo, discworld, Hellraiser, List, Loot Crate, metal gear solid, Mimic, MrWeebl, Orange Box, Pandora's Box, Pen & Paper Game, Puzzle Box, Retro Gamer Crate, Sandbox, Snake, solid snake, Solid Snake In A Box, The Luggage, Top 10, Weebl, Yotsuba&!, YouTube | 9 Comments