To be cruel is to be evil – Actually, not quite. Sometimes, you have to be kind to be cruel, or you have to be cruel to be kind. Naturally, evil entities are always pretty cruel typically – Torture, revenge via humiliation, the usual. The ten gods we list below are all cruel in their own ways, but their degrees of cruelty each vary. So read on for this week’s list, or I’m sure these deities will smite you for your indiscretions.
November 17, 2018 | Categories: Anime talk, Entertainment, Film, Gaming posts, Literature, Television, Top 10, Traditional Gaming, Video Games | Tags: American Gods, Black & White, Blizzard, Cruel Gods, Death Note, Diablo, discworld, Fate, Fictional Deities, Fictional Gods, Final Fantasy VI, Fullmetal Alchemist, greek mythology, Heliod, Hera, Kefka Palazzo, Lord Dunsany, Magic: The Gathering, Mung, Neil Gaiman, Odin, player, Ryuk, Shinigami, Terry Pratchett, The Dungeon Master, The Gods of Pegana, The Truth, Theros, Top 10, Tzeentch, Warhammer | 2 Comments
Everybody was kung-fu fighting; sometimes strikin’ with lightnin’; in fact demons are a lil’ bit frightenin’, ah yeah, but they gunned them down with expert timin’! I should stick to writing articles…
August 4, 2018 | Categories: Anime talk, Top 10 | Tags: Action anime, Anime, Berserk, Bleach, Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo, Claymore, Dragon Ball Z, Fate/Zero, Fist of the North Star, Fullmetal Alchemist, Guest, Kevin Kutlesa, My Hero Academia, Naruto, One Piece, RWBY, Shounen, The Lawful Geek, The Mental Attic, Tokyo Ghoul, Top 10, Trigun | 5 Comments
The One Liner Challenge is a blog challenge set up by The Awkward Book Blogger, which actually is a little bit different. Instead of answering questions about yourselves, as a blogger, you try to make one-liners, either funny or as a summary of at least five books, manga, anime or games. I’m not huge on these blog games, but considering the types of articles we write here at GeekOut South-West, I thought it was a rather good idea. So for once, I’m taking part in a blogger challenge – and this is going to be a lot of fun.
May 13, 2018 | Categories: Anime talk, Gaming posts, GeekOut discussion, Literature, Traditional Gaming, Video Games | Tags: Anime, Blog Game, board games, Books, Clone Hero, dragonball super, Epic of Gilgamesh, exploding kittens, Final Fantasy IX, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hot Blogtato, InuYasha, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask, Machi Koro, Make Your Own Adventure, Manga, Monopoly, Operation, ready player one, Rogue Legacy, Steal That IP Guys, Tekken, The Colour of Magic, The One Liners Challenge, Tiger and Bunny, Trigun, Twilight, Video Games, Warhammer 40k | 7 Comments
If I were to tell you that films aren’t always a completely unique script, you’d not be surprised. Book-to-film is quite common these days, where we see plenty of movies being made from literature that should have just stayed that way. Hey, sometimes the movies are actually alright, but we just have to accept the original prose was just better. So, as subjective as this list will be, these are our Top 10 Films That Were Better As Books.
As a warning for this list, when we say books, we are not discounting Graphic Novels, including Manga. You have been warned. (more…)
May 12, 2018 | Categories: Film, Literature, Top 10 | Tags: Alan Moore, Annihilation, Books, Bram Stoker, Dr. Seuss, dracula, Films, films that were better as books, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gene Brewer, Going Postal, Harry Potter, Homer, I Robot, Isaac Asimov, J. k. Rowling, J. R. R. Tolkien, Jeff VanderMeer, K-Pax, Philip Pullman, Terry Pratchett, The Golden Compass, The Hobbit, The Iliad, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Lorax, Top 10, Troy | 5 Comments
Always an uneasy subject in any world, fiction or nonfiction alike, a serial killer is a dangerous, strangely motivated individual. They focus usually on a specific niche, but they typically spread their killings around. For those of you who are already feeling scared, don’t worry, this is a spoiler free and safe list. Now uh, be prepared to sleep with one eye open, as we cut through our Top 10 Serial Killers.
April 28, 2018 | Categories: GeekOut discussion | Tags: Batman, buffy the vampire slayer, Carnage, Child's Play, Chucky, Cletus Kasady, Dexter, Elfen Lied, Fiction, Freddy Krueger, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ghostface, Hannibal Lecter, Heroes, Jason Voorhees, Jigsaw, Lucy, Marvel, Nyu, saw, Scar, Scream, Serial Killers, Spike, Sylar, the joker, Top 10 | 3 Comments
Characters come and characters go; it’s only fair to point out that you can’t always enjoy a character through to the end of a series. Indeed, some characters are simply put in to be fodder, or to be used as a way to leverage an episode, or as an ongoing plot device. Death may be final, but in our minds, these characters live on, as we check out our Top 10 Characters Who Died Too Soon.
WARNING: Before we get into this week’s Top 10, you must be warned that there will be various spoilers in this article.
April 7, 2018 | Categories: Anime talk, Entertainment, Film, Literature, Television, Top 10, Video Games | Tags: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Aerith, characters who died early, Characters who died too soon, Deep Blue Sea, Doki Doki Literature Club, Dr Lawrence Kutner, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, House, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Jonathan Joestar, Maes Hughes, Montgomery Montgomery, Oberyn Martell, Oblivion, Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Russell Franklin, Sayori, Sean Bean, Sirius Black, Top 10, Uriel Septim VII | 4 Comments
When we came up with Half Breeds to put on the list, we didn’t expect it to be a quick and easy one – So we decided we would do something a little bit different. When this one came up as our second most voted from two weeks ago, we knew we could have an actual physical discussion with some fellow geeks. We were at Kitacon this past week; which was a perfect way to get some of our fellow geeks to get their voices heard.
Stay tuned to the GeekOut YouTube channel, as next week you’ll get a glimpse of our ridiculous behind the scenes process in the first and possibly last recorded Top 10. It was great fun, we had some great discussion and we feel we have a nicely rounded list. Be sure to subscribe, because we’d love to share some of the fun we have in creating our lists with you. In the mean time, here’s the product of our efforts, in the Top 10 half-breeds! (more…)
August 26, 2017 | Categories: Anime talk, Comics, Entertainment, Film, Gaming posts, GeekOut discussion, Television, Top 10, Video Games | Tags: Battlestar Galactica, Blade, dante dmc, devil may cry dante, Diablo, diablo nephalem, Dragon Ball Z, dragon donkey shrek, elrond, fma chimera, Fullmetal Alchemist, hagrid, Half Breeds in anime, half breeds in film, half breeds in tv shows, Half breeds in video games, haracles, Harry Potter, hera agathon, hercules, Lord of the Rings, lotr, misha wow, Naruto, nephalem, nina tucker, rexxar, rubeus hagrid, Shrek, Spock, Star Trek, Top 10, trunks, World of Warcraft | 5 Comments
It doesn’t matter if you’re ten sizes too small, when your heart is ten sizes too big. Good lord, that’ll give you chest problems. Yes, heroes come in all shapes and sizes and we’re here to celebrate those who reached optimal size. Some of you may call them small, others may call them super tiny, whatever you call them, we’re here to look past all the boring small characters and find the Top 10 Super Tiny Characters. Please, watch where you’re stepping for this one… (more…)
April 22, 2017 | Categories: Entertainment, Film, Literature, Television, Top 10, Video Games | Tags: Agrajag, Ant-Man, Captain Olimar, chibi, Dobby, Edward Elric, Frodo Baggins, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gentle Rosenberg, Harry Potter, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, League of Legends, Little Big Planet, Lord of the Rings, Manta, Marvel, Marvin the Martian, Men in Black, Morty, Olimar, Peter Pan, Pikmin, Sackboy, Shaman King, Small Alien in Men in Black, Small characters, super tiny, Teemo, Tinkerbell, Top 10 | 2 Comments
Nothing screams in-crowd quite like a running joke. One person does or says something stupid and never gets to live it down, a weird moment of inspiration catches fire and spreads through the gang, or some reoccurring verbal tic becomes a catchphrase. Comedians know this, so do game designers, writers and artists of all types. A good gag can be brought back time and time again, recycled and replayed and somehow it only gets funnier.
Join us as we revisit some of the best recurring gags in geek culture. Ten of them to be exact. And some honourable mentions.
What can I say? We have a pattern.
10) M’aiq the Liar – The Elder Scrolls Franchise
M’aiq has been in so many of the Elder Scrolls games now, that he’s a bit of a running joke. But more than that, he’s actually full of rather interesting lines of dialogue, depending on how you interpret his meanings. He runs seemingly aimlessly, from place to place, just sharing his stories, which is hard to believe. He’s not exactly renowned for telling the truth, hence his title.
Only just clawing his way onto our list, M’aiq is definitely an in-joke for Elder Scrolls fans. Well, if not M’aiq himself, his great, great grandson, who is also called M’aiq. This Khajiit knows more than just a few lines of dialogue and usually runs around at quick speed. He’s worth catching up to for a quick chat, so if you find him roaming around Skyrim or even any of the other TES games, stop for a chat!
9) Troy and Abed in the Morning – Community
Unlikely friends in the Greendale Community College study group, sports jock and cool kid Troy Barnes and awkwardly nerdy and fourth wall breaking Abed Nadir bond over a mutual immaturity, creativity, and generally childlike view of the world. Through the various misadventures of their time at college with the others in the group they turn the world upside down, warp genres and create entire worlds. But in their downtime they host a show, Troy and Abed in the Morning.
The catchy jingle, enthusiastic “guests” and the delightful hosts of Troy and Abed in the Morning make it a cheery and oddly grounded highlight of Community’s otherwise deeply bizarre and twisted world. The fact that the boys are making the whole thing up and there are no cameras, or that the guests often have no idea what’s going on, has absolutely no bearing on whether or not they’re enjoying themselves.
8) “Reticulating splines” & Llama fascination – The Sims and SimCity
Everyone who knows the original Maxis brand of Sims titles, extending out to SimCity, will be fondly remember the strange loading words of “Reticulating Splines”. Many of us to this very day are uncertain of what exactly that means, or even if it was just some crazy in-joke, starting from SimCity 2000. In actuality, it was literally made to be a nonsensical phrase intended to just make the Maxis guys laugh. Besides: It sounds cool.
Of course, The Sims is well known for one animal. No, not the pink flamingo! I can only be talking about the Llama, a majestic creature who can be used in everyday conversation. With an insult option for calling someone’s mother a Llama, there’s plenty of different options for how to use the Llama. These include dressing up as one to be a mascot for a team by the same name, bleating like a Llama being an illegal form of interrogation, rejecting a date by saying you need to wash your Llama. Yeah, Maxis are a strange bunch.
7) Horse Mask – Tomska
Creator of the ASDF animation shorts, Thomas “Tomska” Ridgewell is a favourite online comedian of mine. While ASDF may be his most famous series, his life action skits are as good if not better, and his recent fascination with his horse mask has added another rather disturbing layer of comedy. Meet Mrs Johnson.
Appearing in multiple, completely unrelated videos, Mrs Johnson basically a man in a dress and a horse mask who appears long enough to spout a catchphrase “I LOVE IT”. It shouldn’t be funny, but I love the surrealism of Johnson’s appearance at any moment, and it takes one hell of a dark twist when she gets her own skit entitled “Horse”. Sounds like there’s more backstory than what has been hinted at so far. Or Tomska’s just making crap up as he goes along.
6) Short Jokes – Fullmetal Alchemist
“Who you callin’ so puny he could be squished by a bug?!” – Edward Elric.
The Fullmetal Alchemist himself appears to have a running gag, well it was sooo hard to see this one coming. That’s because he is really short and due to that, various characters will allude to this. But he doesn’t like to be reminded of his physical limitations, so he will get pretty angry at anyone who dares insinuate he’s a tiny little man. After all, it’s no different to calling him a child, which he resents. He’s not.
Now, it doesn’t matter how you say it, he really doesn’t want to hear it. He won’t even accept it if you say you didn’t mean it in that way. He’s been known to psyche himself out as well, as he once crawled through some vents, stating how glad he was that he was small enough to fit in the vent, before pausing and screaming out “Aah! I just called myself a tiny little runt!” Oh Edward, we hope you never grow up.
5) Kenny Dies – South Park
Kudos to Parker and Stone for keeping a joke that should have worn out years ago fresh enough that we don’t hate them for dragging it out. This is a joke that has transformed, been cast aside and brought back, observed from every angle and yet… never dies.
The joke originates with a former classmate who was never present and was therefore presumed dead on a daily basis. In early seasons Kenny was killed off every episode only to respawn the very next week. This culminated in an entire season of the gang grieving his death until he spontaneously returned with no fanfare in the last episode. And now Kenny uses his powers for good.
Kenny’s immortal curse now has an overly elaborate backstory wrapped in eldritch mysteries, and looks set to take centre stage in the upcoming game The Fractured But Whole.
4) Wirt’s Leg – Blizzard
Wurt is a running joke in Blizzard’s Diablo franchise, but has gone further than just the Lord of Terror’s titles. He started off as a man in the original Diablo, who basically had his leg tore off by the big bad evils in the game. Then in the second and third games, you could get Wirt’s Leg as an item. In World of Warcraft, you could get Wirt’s Third Leg and in Diablo III you could also get Wirt’s Other Leg. Oo err.
Wirt has had many different legs, which have appeared over at least 5 different games, from Diablo I, II and III, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. He was also a test item in the Blizzard MOBA Heroes of the Storm. Now, don’t forget, the most important thing about Wirt’s leg is the ability to create portals to incredibly secret cow levels. They’re so secret that everyone knows about them… Because Wirt’s Leg combined with a tome of town scroll totally makes a portal.
3) Phrasing! – Archer
I think we’re all a little tired of “That’s what she said”, this isn’t the 90’s any more and frankly I think we can all agree She has a dirty mouth but doesn’t have a lot to say otherwise.
Now where do you even begin with all of the jokes in Archer? Between the creative insults, the worst passwords ever, the voicemail pranks, and LAANNAAAA there’s so much to choose from. But phrasing rather escaped the show and slipped out into the real world. It’s quick, effective, and points out an innuendo far faster than She ever could, and it spread so fast that the show not only stopped using it, but made a joke out of no longer using it.
The in-jokes of Archer spring up so naturally and organically that it makes the cast feel more real, and less written. It feels like these people are living and working together rather than being thrown together in a comedic situation. And now that series 8 has begun I have to ask…
Seriously, are we not doing phrasing any more?
2) Bart Simpson Writing on the Chalkboard – The Simpsons
Bart Simpson has started up every episode of The Simpsons with a different bit of ‘detention writing’ to put up on the chalkboard of his classroom. Sometimes, these lines he has to write are just purely silly, such as not putting gum under his desk, but other times, it’ll be reference to a real life event or celebrity. He has, in the past, mentioned presidents along with big name celebrities (although they rarely specify the full name of the celebrity).
It seamlessly blends the real with the typical cartoony values that Springfield has become customary of. We don’t watch an episode of The Simpsons without thinking of those ridiculous Simpson openings, either. Bart makes up one of the two major parts that changes episode by episode, also meaning that he’s been doing this since the late 80s. Now, in 2017, we’re going to finally see the writing on the wall for Bart and his family, as it’s officially coming to an end.
This is probably the longest running gag on this list, so if you’d like to see some of these amazing jokes for yourself, check them out at Bartsblackboard.com.
1) Stan Lee – Every Marvel Comic Universe Film
When a returning cameo is so good you have people on the edge of their seats in the cinema waiting for it you know you’re onto a winning formula. The face of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee keeps showing that face in as many films based on his properties as he possibly can, and he’s escalated from a quick and unsubtle look at the camera to being the centrepiece for some of the MCU’s funniest moments. We’ve seen it all from a brief appearance as Hugh Hefner to a librarian obliviously sorting through returns while Spidey and Lizard tear each other to shreds behind him.
The prevailing theory is that Stan is actually playing a recurring role rather than just popping up as a friendly face, Uatu the Watcher, an ancient being tasked with witnessing the most important events in the universe. The kind of power that would give him might explain how his presence spans the cinematic, television and animated aspects of the Marvel property, as well as popping up across the Galaxy, meaning he may well play some kind of important role in the upcoming Infinity Wars.
Throughout 2016, fans waited on tenterhooks as the grim spectre of death stalked one beloved celebrity after another, wondering with each cameo if it could be his last. Of course if he doesn’t turn out to be an actual immortal, then he’ll always live on through his works.
While many jokes will outlive their series and outreach their audience, there are a few that will remain as a calling card for those niche little groups and die-hard fans. Some just fizzle. But let us not forget them, but let us also not list every single one of them here, we’ve got a word count to keep to and nowhere near the man power to list them all. Here’s some honourable mentions.
Ghost Nappa/Nappa Haunting – DragonBall Z Abridged
We’ve mentioned it before and we’ll mention it again – We love abridged series, so much so that today at the GeekOut Bristol Meetup (8th April 2017), we’re hosting an abridging challenge with some great top prizes. Now that we’ve shamelessly plugged this, let’s continue with this entry.
Ghost Nappa is a character that was dreamed up from the pure stupidity that is Nappa. In the actual series of DragonBall Z, he was quite an imposing character, with a lot of seriously deadly skills (at least early in the show). After Vegeta ruthlessly despatches him, Vegeta cements himself as the real bad guy here. However, on DragonBall Z abridged, it seems like Nappa’s personality has an everlasting effect.
Out pops Ghost Nappa, complete with a theme song and all! He’s really damn annoying and he haunts Vegeta occasionally on the Namekian saga. Even in death, it seems like Vegeta can’t get rid of this once proud, but rather unintelligible Saiyan warrior.
Chinese Swearing – Firefly
How do you get around censorship when you really want to swear liberally? Well, a host of sci-fi series would suggest making up your own swearwords that don’t appear on any list, but Joss Whedon’s verse had a rather cunning addition to its backstory that allowed for as much cussing and grotesquely creative insults as you could want, all able to be shown to an American audience during dinner, because it’s all in Chinese.
So it may not be hilarious, but it’s a running bit that adds flavour to an awesome world and deepens its history. When Mal launches into a long string of unintelligible syllables we all know what’s going on, and can’t help but imagine that somewhere there’s native speakers in the audience either covering the ears of the children in the room, or wincing at Nathan Fillion’s wooden and badly pronounced delivery.
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April 8, 2017 | Categories: Entertainment, Gaming posts, Top 10 | Tags: Archer, ASDFMovie, Bart Simpson, Blizzard, Chinese Swearing, Community, Diablo, Different Chalkboard Phrases Bart, DragonBall Z Abridged, Firefly, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ghost Nappa, Horse Mask, Marvel Cinematic Universe, M’aiq the Liar, Oh My God You Killed Kenny, Phrasing joke in Archer, Reticulating Splines, Running Gags, Running Gags in Anime, Running Gags in Films, Running Gags in TV, Running Gags in Video Games, Short jokes in Fullmetal Alchemist, SimCity, South Park, Stan Lee, TeamFourStar, the elder scrolls, The Simpsons, The Sims, TomSka, Top 10, Troy and Abed Community, Troy and Abed in the Morning, Wirt’s Leg | Leave a comment